



ahhhh thought i forgot now didn’t you
jokes on you LOL
for the guys
subject: commercials on tv
question: what would YOU do if your girlfriend pulled out a tampon from a box of them she just happened to bring along to fix a leak in a boat where you two were having a romantic date?
a. praise her for her foresight and proceed to ask her what other practical tips she has for using tampons
b. be completely disgusted and take her back to shore promising to call her even though you have no intention on doing so
c. ask her why she had to bring the WHOLE box with her
d. talk about her to your friends forever referring to her as WONDERTAMPON
e. all of the above
for the gals
subject: latin singers
question: how come they can get away with anything and people still love them? examples: marc antony cheated on miss universe and had kids with other women; ricky martin is out there “livin la vida loca” with some guy but he is still dancing around with women on his videos; j-lo and christina aguilera— need i even go there?
a. marc antony is the only one
who gets away with everything because his voice is liquid romance and who can blame him for being irresistible with the lights OFF
b. their voices make up for what they lack in other areas
c. their money makes up for what they lack in other areas.
d. the accent… gotta be the accent … gets you every time
e. i have no clue why because i despise them all
OK pencils down time is up … lets see how you did…






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