HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK
When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing “good morning” to everyone and you think, “Somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of her”…You need to pray at work.
When someone comes in and announces, “office meeting in 5 minutes,” and you think, “what the f*&% do they want now?”….. You need to pray at work.
When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say, “which one of you sons of b*&^%$# turned off my computer?”….. You need to pray at work.
When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person comes in and says, “well at my last office…,” and you want to throw a stapler at him…… You need to pray at work.
When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, “what the h*&^ does she want now?” and you try to hide underneath your desk…….. You need to pray at work.
When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else’s work and the first thing that pops in your head is, “both of y’
all can kiss my a@@!!”…. You need to pray at work.
When you’re in the elevator and it stops to pick up
someone who stood for five minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, and you say “that lazy b*&%$#”…… You need to pray at work.
When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, “sorry a## M#$^%F%&#s”……. You need to pray at work.
If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping or flattening someone’s tires that you wor k with…… You need to pray at work.
If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone because you know it’s going to lead to their life story ……..You need to pray at work.
If you know all the words that have been bleeped
out….You need to pray at work!
LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS
Monthly Archives: May 2006
INDIANS
Job 16: 15 – 17
I have sewed sackcloth over my skin
and buried my brow in the dust…
My face is red with weeping
deep shadows ring my eyes,
yet my hands have been free of violence
and my prayer is pure.
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Memories are just where you laid them
tried the waters till the depths get rough that day.
what did you expect to find?
was it something you left behind?
dont you remember
everything i said when i said…
Dont fall away!
Leave me to myself.
Dont fall away,
and leave love bleeding in my hands
in my hands, again.
leave love bleeding in my hands
in my hands,
love lies bleeding.
Unholy now i feel contagious.
am i the only place that you’ve left to go.
she cries her life is like,
some movie black and white.
Dead actors faking lines.
over and over and over again she cries.
don’t fall away, and leave me to myself
dont fall away, and leave love bleeding
in my hands, in my hands again
leave love bleeding
in my hands, in my hands
love lies bleeding
and i wanted
you turned away
you
don’t remember, but i do
you never even tried
don’t fall away and leave me to myself
don’t fall away and leave love bleeding
in my hands, in my hands again
leave love bleeding
in my hands, in my hands
love lies bleeding
The way you’re bathed in light
reminds me of that night
god laid me down into your rose garden of trust
and I was swept away
with nothin’ left to say
some helpless fool
yeah I was lost in a swoon of peace
you’re all I need to find
so when the time is right
come to me sweetly, come to me
come to me
love will lead us, alright
love will lead us, she will lead us
can you hear the dolphin’s cry?
see the road rise up to meet us
it’s in the air we breathe tonight
love will lead us, she will lead us
oh yeah, we meet again
it’s like we never left
time in between was just a dream
did we leave this place?
this crazy fog surrounds me
you wrap your legs around me
all I can do to try and breathe
let me breathe so that I
so we can go together!
love will lead us, alright
love will lead us, she will lead us
can you hear the dolphin’s cry?
see the road rise up to meet us
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0Ait’s in the air we breathe tonight
love will lead us, she will lead us
life is like a shooting star
it don’t matter who you are
if you only run for cover, it’s just a waste of time
we are lost ’til we are found
this phoenix rises up from the ground
and all these wars are over
over
over
singin’ la da da, da da da
over
come to me
singin’ la da da da, da da da
come to me
HAPPY DAY
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY to all the mommies.
HAPPY ANTI MOTHER’S DAY to all those who never want to be mommies.
HAPPY PRE MOTHER’S DAY to all those who aren’t mommies yet.
HAPPY UN MOTHER’S DAY to all those who might become mothers later in life, but not right now.
done the book
I am totally finished The Memoirs of Cleopatra.
What an awesome piece of work!! I can’t even begin to describe how transformed I became while reading it. I have always love Cleo. She has been an inspiration of mine. It hurt me to find out what happened to her prized son, Ceasarion, but such is the life of a royal in Egypt back then. I can see myself in her actions. How willing she was to sacrifice her life for all that she held dear to her heart.
Now I am anxious to read about Mary I.
I couldn’t help but crack up laughing at the prospect of someone being issued a name like Titius and then having a city named after him in the Greek fashion….yes you guessed it:
TITIOPOLUS!!!!
Just struck me as a bit hilarious, is all.
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dear america
you suck!!
how DARE you allow CHRIS to be voted off AMERICAN IDOL And you left CATHERINE MCPHEE/????
have you all become deaf???????
that is all
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