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My Psych Humor
Stress Management
Picture yourself near a stream.
Birds are singing in the crisp, cool mountain air.
Nothing can bother you here.
No one knows this secret place.
You are in total seclusion from that place called the world.
The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
The water is clear.
You can easily make out the face of the person whose head you’re holding under the water.
There now, feeling better?
2.
What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?
If you say to a psychiatrist: “I hate my mother,” he will ask “Why do you say that?”
while a psychologist will say: “Thank you for sharing that with us.”
3.
A Freudian Mother-In-Law joke:
“My mother-in-law is so ugly, I wanted to kill my father and sleep with my sister.”
4.
I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!
5.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill herself, is it considered a hostage situation?
6.
Have you heard about the psychiatrist who claims that 2 out of every 1 of his patients has a split personality?
7.
I’ve always been a hypochondriac. As a little boy, I’d eat my M&M’s one by one with a glass of water.
8.
How many Manic Depressives does it take to screw a light bulb ?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to keep the first one from sticking his finger in the live socket.