Bucket O’ Bulletz

posted by Sun T. on Mar 8

Dear Gold N Hot flat iron:

You have been my friend for a number of years. I swore by you, thought you were the one for me…then you ripped out my hair. I couldn’t believe it! I saw a tuft of it hanging off the end of your hot plate and I nearly fainted. Then you burned my scalp! OMG Why? I thought you loved me! I fought through it, though. I loved you even when I had to take an hour and many breaks to get my hair even close to being flat and straight.

Well, I have to tell you it’s over. I have found someone new. His name is Croc. He only takes ten minutes to do my hair, from plug-in to press. He heats up faster than a hot plate. He is gentle on my scalp and doesn’t rip out my hair.

I have to tell you, you aren’t the only one that is going to have to leave me. Your cousin, the curling iron, is going with you. Croc does it all and in record time, right down to my roots! Even when it’s raining like crazy outside, I can go out and come back in with my hair still looking just as good as when I left. I think its his manly ionic power and ceramic finesse.

I woke up this morning, looked at myself in the mirror, and knew it was over forever. No flat irons have ever done my hair so well as to me being able to wake up and barely comb through my hair. It looks fabulous all day and night, and that is the deciding factor for me.

So we are through. Take care of yourself and make sure your cousin is well with you. I won’t be seeing either of you ever again.

Sincerely,

the no longer singed Suni T.

Tags: flat+iron, ionic, ceramic, croc