Top 5 : Types of parties I WILL NOT attend

Yes I have a list of parties that I purposely avoid ever going to and here are a few:

1. Stripper parties… Uh .. NO. Strippers are NOT the deal.
2. Adult toy parties… I don’t find it advantageous to buy personal paraphernalia in the presence of others.

3. sexy lingerie… see #2

4. Let’s get wasted parties… I don’t like getting wasted. Recovered alcoholics should never attend.

5. AVON parties… I have enough lip gloss tyvm.

I understand that people like to have parties and whatnot, but I am not “that” type of party person. I hate to be a party pooper, but at least I am being honest :P


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